January 2011
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that awkward moment...
that awkward moment when you’re driving in the middle lane, singing on the top of your lungs, windows down and you notice to your left is a hot asian driver, and to your right is another hot asian driver.
scratch that. ‘that amazing moment’ when you’re driving in the middle lane next to two beautiful asian p-platers who give you a warm smile.
hahahaha. so embarassing!
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the biggest loser is...
..you.
lol @ the status a friend has posted up on facebook. along the lines of: “watching the biggest loser tonight is making me feel really skinny, lol they’re so huge”
meanwhile, i’m watching the tennis on channel 7. would that mean watching the tennis will make you feel like a biggest loser contestant? no way am i insinuating that you’re fat, but you sure...
ehjayculate asked: i'm heading to france before you tho! :]
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ehjayculate asked: GOODLUCK!
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dear itunes.. dear tumblr..
how the fuck is it not possible to add a song that i righteously purchased on itunes onto tumblr??
i feel like reporting this monstrosity! let’s just all promote the illegal downloading of local australian artists’ music.
i bought them because i think they deserve the money i paid for it.
fuck you both dearly,
kris.
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shattered
is it possible to have so much to think about but have nothing else to say…?
i feel like i don’t want to meet more people… i don’t want to feel today again. and if it was someone i was closer with, or someone in my family… i would crumble into an eruption.
seeing her tonight… no words and no actions can neither describe nor comfort during this horrific time....
that ain't livin' - s. mercado
you once, twiced and infiniticed joked about that bcf ad.. saying everything other than fishing ‘ain’t livin’.
today, we lost a friend and the world lost a good soul.
i… lost a brother.
what I would claim to be the best part of my life, i was lucky to have you play a part in that. what kills me the most is that you were far more than a part to my brother, and to hear the news from him...
ehjayculate asked: why so angry! ... lol ... take a chill pill! ... lol ... what you doing tonight? ... it's aussie day shouldnt you be out and about as it's national sorry abo day too right? ... lol
geno.roar!city.
you place yourself under the spotlight, on a pedestal. you seek advice. you receive a response but instead you continue to rave on about your life. you say this then you say that. you don’t realise that the way cockheads that you talk about act is the way that cockheads like yourself act.
it makes my blood boil. if you’re going to vent about it, then at least have the common sense to...
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series of unfortunate tumblr searches #1
so here’s my story…
just like any other half-sane, debatably-respectable, young adult would.. i took it upon myself tonight to ‘tumblr search’ (aka. “google”) myself.
“kristoff” came up with 2 searches, which ya’ll could look up yourself.
and to my unfortunate dismay, it is a sketch of two anime-esque guys leaning on eachother with a love...
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wrath
if i embodied one of the seven deadly sins.. without a doubt, it would be wrath.
words make me rage. actions make me rage. people make me rage. life makes me rage. but it’s the worst type… internal rage. where you bottle up the anger caused by a stranger’s small act of rudeness to the point where when it is unleashed, oh it’s unleashed..
as i grow older i realize that my fuse is getting...
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music washes away from the soul the dust of every day life.
– red auerbach
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everyday...
ought to be a bad day for you.
cunt.
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facebook -versus- inception
i’m pretty geeky when it comes to movies and oscar/golden globe ceremonies… i just love seeing which movie gets the most cred. i just checked out the golden globe’s line up for best movie this year:
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best motion picture - drama:
- black swan
- the fighter
- inception
- the king’s speech
- the...
misslindae asked: why have you disappeared off the face of the planet? :(
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welcome ophiuchus, the snake bearer?
not sure if people have been hearing the latest craze about the “new” zodiac sign?
well if you haven’t, google it. apparently this is what the star signs should be:
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capricorn: jan. 20 - feb. 16.
aquarius: feb. 16 - march 11.
pisces: march 11 - april 18.
aries: april 18 -...
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hibernatin'
this weather and the current atmosphere just isn’t ticklin’ my motivation to socialise and go out.
i’ll be missing in action (m.i.a) for awhile…
though, i know i won’t be missing out on any action.
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♠ emile hirsch; end
woo hoo. thanks to the three days off, i managed to hunt down and rent the rest of emile’s movies!
i had four movies to watch in order to complete my hirsch movement.
- the dangerous lives of altar boys
- the emperor’s club
- lords of dogtown
- taking woodstock
all of them were pretty interesting! the dangerous lives of altar boys was a pretty hectic view… getting mauled...
igno-rants
the number one type of quality in a person i despise deeply is ignorance.
those who ignore other people’s feelings, personal space, beliefs and the general act of caring.
in a more specific example… a conversation that is one sided.
*begin role play*
person number 1: “me, me, something about my day, me, me, omg that was so cool, me, me, me.. question about thoughts on my...
don’t let your mouth get you into something your ass can’t handle.
– jim carroll (the basketball diaries - leonardo dicaprio)
checkmate
2011, for me, is the start of prioritizing what means the most to everyone - ourselves.
i always find myself sincerely considering the path that others want for me. this year though, fuck you all and watch me make my own moves.
i can’t believe how much my mentality has grown in the passed few years. i realize now that every time i dislike someone’s move in the game it’s cos it’s a move that i’ve...